Write Girl, Wrong Place

• The customer who just walked out the door with my brand new pen. Yes I got it in a pack of 6 on clearance, but it is the only one I have at work right now and I liked it! This is only the second time anyone has walked away with one of my pens, but it still chaps my ass. For that I’m telling my dad to charge you extra you clepto!
• My dad, who after what seems like years of bitching at me because I “never take any initiative” here at work. You wanna know why I don’t? Because like you demonstrated an hour ago, when I do you find a million tiny ways to pick apart everything I just tried to do. Guess what? I’m not perfect! I will make mistakes, but if you don’t let me try I’ll never learn!
• The writer’s of Jericho, why did you have to go and KILL Bonnie? If Mimi ends up dieing too Stanley (and I) will never forgive you!
• Its/It’s – every  time I think I have you figured out I find that I’m still doing it wrong. Don’t worry Cath, I still like you. It is grammar has earned my scorn and derision today.
• The property management company that runs my apartment complex. You cheap bastards! No wonder my place was filthy when I moved in! You make the tenants do ALL of the cleaning, including the hiring of professional carpet cleaners. I understand that you’d want me to clean as well as I can, but shouldn’t you still hire professionals to do the important stuff like the bathroom and kitchen?
• My dad, again. For after standing behind me to use my desk’s phone, reading the title of this blog and saying, “It’s better to be pissed off than pissed on.” You think you’re so clever.
• My brain – WTF, dude? Last week I couldn’t stay awake. This week I can’t fall asleep. Make up your/my mind already!
• Peachfuzz along my jawline – where did you come from and why didn’t I notice you before today?

Just to end on a good note how about a few things that aren’t pissin’ me off?

• Winning $1 on the lottery scratcher I bought this morning. Now I’ll be able to afford tomorrow’s Diet Coke.
• Milk-duds and popcorn, my afternoon snack. Good thing I have a dentist appointment scheduled for the end of the month.
• MacGyver season 1 and CBS. com. I love you Richard Dean Anderson, and I love that I can watch you here at work.